The following Sunday, Tiffany started getting dressed for this famous
breakfast, and so were the two guys, who were probably having more fun gettingready
for it than they would have serving breakfast.
Dave wanted to make a milkshake with bananas, figuring that if Tiffany
was calling herself "Sundae"on FLIRT, she must like ice cream.
This was part of his advanced thinking toget into her favors. While Gary,
clad in an apron, was trying strenuously toopen a bottle of champagne for
the mix with orange juice to prepare the traditional California Mimosa.
Dave told Gary,
-Sure you work out, but you can't even open a bottle of...
-Hey what are you naked under there? What if Tiffany saw you right now?
-Well,
I think she'd like my buns! |
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Gary showed his envious cousin why he works out so much after a day in
the office.
-Too bad I can't serve breakfast this way, I'd win for sure.
After believing for a second that Gary could win Tiffany, Dave said,
-Hey, what if we both could have her?
-What? Gary asked.
-Oh
yeahhhhh, Dave laughed. We could sandwich her right here in the kitchen,
between both of us.
Just as Gary was imagining this scene, he was shaking the bottle of champagne
in his hands. Soon enough, the cork popped out, and the champagne exploded
all over the kitchen.
Dave snorted, "See, you got so excited talking about it, you've
jerked off a bottle!"
Gary reacted by aiming it at Dave, who returned fire with two banana. |
